just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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