Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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