The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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