You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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