now i know why i became what i already was.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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