My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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