So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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