why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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