I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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