**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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