I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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