As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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