You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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