so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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