Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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