hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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