My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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