Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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