I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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