Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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