Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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