I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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