Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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