We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Pooping to opera.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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