Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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