Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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