I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
