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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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