You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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