Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
