she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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