I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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