she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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