So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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