Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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