Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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