How'd it feel making her break her religion?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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