i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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