I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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