I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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