I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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