can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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