I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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