All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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