That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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