Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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