Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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