This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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