On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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