fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
