i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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