Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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