is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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