lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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